Hangover, What Hangover?

Let me preface this blog post by saying this... I realize what you're about to read is going to make me sound like a binge drinker, however I have complete control of myself when drinking and I'm pretty much a certified genius when it comes to hangovers. Tis all.

About a month ago I was at home on a Friday night... laying low, staying sober and watching one of those weekly nightly news shows that do stories about murders and crazy random things. Well, TG I was watching that night because a story about a miracle hangover prevention patch came on. Ladies and gents, I give you: ByTox. Literally one of the best things that has come into my life in quite a long time. ByTox is a small patch that you put on "a hairless part of the body" (took those exact words from the package - slightly disturbing) before you start drinking. You leave it on while drinking and continue to wear it for an additional 8 hours after drinking.

ByTox was invented by a doctor, and is just a constant replenishment of vitamins going in as you drink them out. SOLD. Even better... it works! I've used this patch twice and both times I have pushed my drinking to the limits. Call it a binge if you must, but I was just having a blast in a glass #SueMe. I should have been puking my guts up throughout the following day because, quite frankly, that's how it goes when I'm hungover. I know to always have Gatorade in the fridge and a bed, couch, and toilet as close as possible. Not anymore, friends, not anymore. It's all about the ByTox. I realize this is starting to sound like an infomercial, but I promise you no one is paying me to hype this new miracle hangover prevention patch (although I'd make a great spokesperson).

If you're ever hungover you need this. I'll admit I was sketchy at first, but when my girls are hungover and I'm downing a bloody mary at brunch I will laugh and continue to get rowdy.

take it or leave it: I watched 2 movies this weekend, Moneyball and 50/50. The fact that I watched not 1, but 2 movies is a minor miracle because I find it pretty hard to sit down for 2 hours without talking or doing anything but staring at the TV. When I do watch, I usually fall asleep. Sad, but true! Good news: both movies were very good AND I didn't fall asleep (huge win for me)! I highly recommend watching both flicks. And if you have a soul, you're going to need kleenex for 50/50.