Friday, November 4, 2011

Marriage Scarriage

Seems like there have been a couple major earthquakes in the land of A-listers this week. Headline news… pathetic, yet true. Kim Kardashian is getting divorced after 72 days of marriage and Bieber may be a baby daddy. That is some crazy shit, and I love it. I’m not going to lie, I could give two shits about Justin Bieber. Maybe if I was 15 my heart would be broken right now, but I’m not. This preggo is likely pulling a publicity stunt and trying to make a buck. Good luck sista, your 15 minutes is going to be up real quick. The thought of the Biebs being a baby daddy at what, 17 years old, is just not right. Although I suppose if he was the father he’d at least have the funds to pay child support. Can’t wait for the DNA test results… dun dun dunnnn (over it!).

*Disclaimer: I will fully admit that I am a fan of the Kardashians. I’m not trying to bash Kim with this blog. I watch all of their shows. I think for the most part, while being in the limelight, having money, and having cameras follow them everywhere that some of them try to lead normal lives. I can appreciate their honesty towards one another, and also laugh at their ridiculousness. I’m 99% sure that Khloe and I could be bff’s, and I’m not joking. I don’t feel that their shows are scripted, which nowadays in reality television is not the norm. Agree or disagree, those are my Kardash thoughts.

Move over Biebs… it’s Kardivorce time! The news of KK’s divorce blew up my twitter feed in a matter of minutes and it was an inescapable story on E! news, and every news show for that matter. It is almost guaranteed to be on the cover of this week’s People and US Weekly. BUT REALLY PEOPLE… are we that surprised about this? I’m not. Although I thought it would have gone a little longer than 72 days. If I was KK I would be embarrassed more than anything. 72 days… not even a full 3 months. Can you even consider that giving your marriage a try to make it work? Simply put, no.

Let’s get really real about this. If you took the time to watch BOTH of the ‘Kim Kardashian Fairytale Wedding’ specials, which I did (TG for DVR fast forwarding), you would have noticed that she could not have been less excited for her wedding. It really is sad what they’re going through, but it could have been avoided from the get go.

Exhibit A: She didn’t cry when he proposed or when she walked down the aisle or even when she said her vows. Now, I’m not saying this whole shindig was a setup, I’m simply saying that she didn’t want to get married in the first place. Perhaps being in the limelight 24/7 put pressure on her to go through with this. I wasn’t there, even though I like to think I’m friends with them, so I can say for sure. All I know is that Khloe and Kourtney have had my vote since day 1. They knew something was sketch with ‘The Hump’, and unfortunately Kim wouldn’t have any of it.

Exhibit B: Kris acted like a total prick… to Kim, to her family, all around. It was obvious that his immaturity would get real old real quick. I personally think that if she would have called off the wedding the story would have been much better. She could have told the media that she rushed into something that they clearly were not ready for and put some of the blame on him. Instead, they both look ridiculous trying to fight off the rumors.

Plenty of lessons to be learned from this… namely, don’t be an A-lister and have the biggest wedding of the decade when you know deep down it shouldn’t be happening in the first place.


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